AMERICANS WHEN THEY SEE AMERICAN PEOPLE USING APPLE PIES PER FOOT BALLS; AMERICANS WHEN THEY SEE BRITAIN PEOPLE USING TEACUPS PER PHONE BOOTHS; AMERICANS WHEN THEY SEE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE USING PISS JARS PER KANGAROO; AMERICANS WHEN THEY SEE MEXICO PEOPLE USING BURRITOS PER SOMBREROS