"Woke" Coke made me an alcoholic!!!

im just 11 so dont take me seriously but why are you even drinking them separably if you cant mix them? you should've known that you would get addicted so that was kinda your fault and so you cant sue people for being racist or for your own idiotic-ness ok? great

Awww, mommie's little bender. How cute!!! LOL SMH

Mommie went depressed and committed suicide, dad left when i was 1, brother died in 1991 and sister slit her throat in 1999, i'm 5'0 so im way above the hight im supposted to be so just shut up, i tried to explain calmly but people like your dumbass just wanna see the world burn

You are the one that doesn't understand a "joke"; but I'm the "dumbass", huh?? LOL SMH. Maybe wait a bit longer before trying to understand "adult humour". So, your mom died in 1999, but you are only 11 yrs old in 2021??? Yeah, pretty sure you are a "troll", buddy. Have a good'un!!! SMH

read again. i didin't say when my mom died

Still doesn't change the fact that you are just a TROLL!!!!! SMH LOL

Nice.

I dont wanna argue ty.

I very much understand adult humor and joke abt it a lot.

Just wanna say, i apologize in advance.

Thanks for "Understanding."