I seem to remember mixing and matching parts, and putting parts where they don't belong... because I was a kid...

I think the problem is that Mr. Potato Head (and Mrs. Potato Head, who was never consulted about this) is no longer popular, especially with the Toy Story saga being wrapped up -- I think -- so instead of using clever marketing, they just went with something that could be considered "controversial." Hence, "Potato Head."

But seriously, I wasn't the only kid who tried putting a moustache and lipstick on the same potato at one point, right?

and libs will remove potato for being too prejudice against carrots

LOL, that's a good one, Vlad!

Cheers!

Dah!

You're great, Vlad. When Russia invades USA, can you please make comfy accommodations for me and my family? We love Mother Russia and would love to support you and Vice President Trump.

The problem is, and has always been, dumb people.

It just seems like a big distraction if you ask me

Probably is, which explains how ludicrous it all sounds.

Casually puts an ear on the forehead*