D E K U

D e k u

D E K U

deku? more like Sein Gruß ist auch auf Deutsch, er sagt: "Gib mir entweder, was ich will, oder du wirst den Zorn der mächtigen deutschen roten Zuckerstange spüren."

Even translated into English that makes no sense

Tell me what it says in english right meow

Its probably all wrong because I just used Google translate but ok:
His greeting is also on German, he says: "Give me either what I want, or you will feel the wrath of the mighty German red candy cane.

good boy