Who in the right mind summoned a lemon!?

I saw one that said help I accidentally set my dog on fire

Yea

i create a meme dog on fire(view my profile)
i also saw once that said help I accidentally set my cat on fire

Y

-Summoned a lemon
-Died
-Built a Jeep
-Invaded Poland
-Ate a helicopter
-Summoned Shrek
-Restarted the USSR

LIKE I JUST LOOKED IT UP WHATTT