Choccy Milk lore

LET ME EXPLAIN CHOCCY MILK MEMES, I’LL USE MY THESIS. CHOC1 IS A CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES HAPPINESS CY1 IS A CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES HUMOR CHOCCY1 IS A COMBINATION THAT CAUSES HAPPINESS AND HUMOR. WHEN MIXED WITH MIL1, A CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES EPIC NESS, AND K1, A CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES DANKNESS, THEY BECOME CHOCCY MILK. SO TO RECAP: CHOC1 + CY1 + MIL1+ K1= CHOCCY MILK. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. THIS CHOCCY MILK CANNOT BE DRUNK, BECAUSE OF THE TOXIC ADDICTIVENESS FROM THE CY1 THAT IS 100 TIMES MORE ADDICTIVE THAN COCAINE. IT WILL SLOWLY CAUSE THE DOWNFALL OF A PERSON AS THEY ONLY WANT CHOCCY MILK. THIS IS WHY IT IS BANNED FROM SELLING AND WE SELL CHOCOLATE MILK, REPLACING THE CY1 (CAUSES HUMOR AND ADDICTIVENESS) FOR THE BLAND OLATE1, WHICH BRINGS DOWN THE FLAVOUR BECAUSE OF ITS GENERIC NESS. HOWEVER, SOME HIGHLY TRAINED PEOPLE CAN DRINK CHOCCY MILK. AND THAT’S WHY CHOCCY MILK IS AVAILABLE ON THE BLACK MARKET FOR 200$ PER PINT. IMGFLIPPERS GOT WORD OF THAT AND BEGAN TO MAKE MEMES ABOUT IT. AFTER SOMEONE BOUGHT A PINT, THEY CRACKED THE RECIPE AND BEGAN TO MAKE HOMEMADE CHOCCY MILK, SELLING IT FOR MUCH CHEAPER ON THE BLACK MARKET. CHOCCY MILK SLOWLY DETERIORATES THE MIND, AS SUCH MANY POLITICAL FIGURES ARE CURRENTLY DRINKING IT.IS CHOCCY MILK SAFE FOR CONSUMPTION? I WOULD ARGUE, YES, BECAUSE BEING INSANE IN THIS WORLD IS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT BE CAUTIOUS. IT IS EASY TO GET ADDICTED TO IT, SO IT’S BEST TO ONLY DRINK 1 GLASS A WEEK. OR IF YOU DRINK MORE, BUY IT AS CHEAP AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP SPENDINGS DOWN.SO, IN CONCLUSION...BE CAREFUL.IT’S EASY TO GET ADDICTED TO IT.HM, MAYBE I SHOULD TRY SOME.