Vote for wub or we'll break your tub!

This is like saying "dO dRuGs, AlL tHe CoOl KiDs ArE 'dEwInG' iT!!!!

There ya go, buddy. Don't say I never did nothing for ya!🙃

wtf this isn't some cheesy tv show

he's a taxer!

He's an ANTI- taxer.
He dropped his plan to lower taxes due to no one liking it.
But it woulda saved most imgflip users a lot of memes.
I'm currently being taxed 10 memes a week. He would have worked to get the meme tax reduced to 1 meme a week, saving everyone many memes!

OK then, what are his other conditions and promises of his possibility of presidency?

That's his mission statement.

vote 4 me

What's your platform? I didn't know you were running. Whose alt are you?

There are lots of definitions for alt. Do u mean alternative?

No. Who's Alt account are you?

no ones.

Ok. Sorry.
I'm getting harassed by a bunch of [someone's] alts lately. My mistake.

it's okay. Let's get VOTING, and vote 4 me!
I will promote equity and freedom of speech during my term