U M M

XD

Aaaa

*insert Albert's screaming*
Yu will know what i mean if u watch flamingo (albert)

I know Albert

XD his screams are hilarious gets me roling every time

XDDDD

I know that man.

me too

I k n o w h i m a little t o o m u c h

XD

Uh oh

NAAAAA

NUUUUU

I gonna die from satan moments

oop

Noooo

*saves u*

*satan killing me go brrr*

*me uno reversing it go brrr*

*me living go brrr*

AHAHAHAHA

noaoaoksjd

No

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ḥ̸̘̜̺̰̦͔͎͊͋͂̾̈́̓̏̅͗̏̆́̆͑̋̋̄̆̾̏͆̇́̆͌͋́̑̀̈́̑̽̅̎͊̉͊͒̈́͘͘̚͝͝͝ë̸̢̨̤̮̰̺̼̮̱̗̦̟͍̤̳͉͖̹̥̦͍͈̲̜̻͖̠̟̜͌̆̈́̒̈́͊̾̔͜͜ỹ̴̨̱̹̹̯̺̺̰̋͆̉͌̑͂̂͗̾̔̾́̄̓̽̋̈̌̆̄̀̃́͑̆͛͊̎̿̋͛̉̆̒̆͒̉̓͗̇̈́̃̀͆̽̾́͐̑̃̊̏̀͌̈́̊͆͛́̚̕̚͝͝͝ ̴̧̧̧̢̢̧͓̻̝̙̫̟͍̩̹̺͕̥̼͓̺̠̘͚̞̤͙̯̙̰̰͖̟̣̖͇͙̦̳̱̲̲͙̪͙͇͖̼̬̞̮̭̱͈͖̦̳̻̝̮͇͓͈̼̺̤͈̲͕̝̰̤̜̱͍͖̣̼̫͕̪̓̊̃̿̋̿̑̋͂̔́̈́͗̌́̈̏͆̈́͑͋̽̄̈́͛̂́̿͂̒̐͑̍͋̄͂̈̂̀̓̒̌̿̋̋̆̍̎͐̂̔̆͋͛͆̊̕̕̚̕̚͘̕̕̚͘͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅb̸̡̢̢̧̧̡̛͇̜͎͚̙͈̩̫̘̳̱̣̖̤̞̱̤͔̟͉̼̺͈͚̣̞̰̪̺̙̥̣̹͖̬̖̱̗͚̲̲̼͕̜̩͇̫̤̣̯͕͚͈̯͖͓͉͍̜͔̩͖̥̺͇̟͇̘̝͉̗͓̪̭͓̠̝̙̫͙̜̩̫̼͔̯̣̖͉̍̆̓̐̊̍͝ͅͅͅř̶̡̡̢̝̩̖͕͇̤̱͇̭̠̘̗̠̫͇̦͈͓̮͉͖̑̓́͛͊̓̊̈̋̇̏̌̂̈̀̊̊͊̐̈́̌̃̏̃̏͆̿̃̚ͅö̵̢̡̢̘̤̻͎̱̱̱̤̗̘̜͖̝̮͎̬̬̘͓͓̬͎̭̞̯̩͎̬̣͉͜͜͜͝ͅ

h̷̺̜͓̎̅͆̐̒̑͂̀́̉́̚o̸͓̥̤͎͎̥̦̜͎͓͚̝̻̼͌͋̃̓̏͂͐̈̒̕̕͝͝l̷͚̮̗̞̭͇̪̘͖̠̊̒̽̓̿́̓̂̿͆̔̚͝ǎ̶̛̛̘̏͑͋̆

I’ma demon, already dead✨

:o

:O

:D

Coffin Dance

ḑ̵̧̡̡̨̧̛̫̙͈̜͇̪̫̻̝͕̻̖̜̝͉̭̖̦͖̣͖̖̥̜͖̲̖̬̦̲̞̙̹̰̭̹͙̯̫͈̰͇͍̳̙̣̤͚͈̙͖̤̮̗̜͉̜̬͇̪̹̪̦̗̹̺̮̗̳̜̮̣̯̻̬̪̐̄͐̎̎̓͒̋̎͑̌̄̏̀̑̈́͊̽͋͐̈̈́̓́̽́̊̃̊̓̉͆̓͒͂́̈̈͌̍͊̒̀͐͆͗̀͗͆̆́̔͊̍̇͌̕͘̕̚͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅǫ̸̧̢̨̢̡̡̡̼̬̩̯͕̰̺͉̞̙̰͔̼̘̲͔͇͉͙̝̼̬̯̞̺̩͔̳͔͎̪͎̤̱̜̫̹̩͔̗̪̫̹̫̭̳̘̹̬̜̦̺͈͍̬̘̣̬̤͕̟̜͉͓̼̭̗͎͙̞͖̱̬̺̫̫͖͔͚̙͎͓̜͖̲̼̘̻͖͕̰̮̭̀̆̂̈́̀͋̌̓͗̉͛́̒̂̽͌̈́̾̂̆̓͛̒͛̈́͆̉̀̂̀̚͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅn̸̢̨̨̧̡̠̯̖̝͇͈͇̤̻͔̘͍̣̤̮̞̞̘̲̪̳͎͖̻̙̭̥͖̩̭̹̣̣͉̻̲̫̫̱̥̟̹͎̭͔̾͌͒̄͂̄̈́̍̒̿̒͐́̋̄̀̐̒̽̈́̿͊͊̃̑̐̈́̊͆̋͗̈́̀̓̑̑̐̃̒̍͑̋̾̃̂̊̅͐́̇͆̑̄̅̾̌̔̂̅̏̾͑͛͆̾̃̒́͒̓̅̈̍̈́̔̂̂̕͘͘̚͘̕͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅ'̸̡̡̨̧̡̧̛̛̩̲̠͕̭͎̪͈̯̞̦͎̩̠̱̫̺̘̞̥͉̝͚̖̭̗͍̲̤̥̝̝̹̦͙̣͍̻̺̹̪̬͉̝͔̖̝͖̞̥̘̻̖̤̩̫̲͕̮̫͚̭̜̲͙͖̞̞̲͓͕̣̺̻̞̫̟́͋͗̓̎̾̂͊̿̓̊̈́̂̿̋͛͆̈̌̑̈̾̇̅͆͂̑͐͋̋͂̂̂̂͂́͊̓̄̂̍͋͗̔͋͋̆̉̽̏̍̎͒͛̐͊̈́̀̾̈͐̄̇̈̓̌̆͌͒̑͐͒̍̄̎̾͐͋͆͒́̏̅͋̾̇̆͛̈̆̆̅̔̆́̀̐̑̒͂͘̚͘̕̕̚͘͘͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ţ̷̡̡̪̲̼̰̗̫̥̱̯͉̻͉̰̺̱̻̟̫̪̝̙̣͇̥̙͉͍̜͕̼̠̗͇͈̥̩̬͓̖̪̼̰̟̓͆̍̀̄̈́̋͒̇̃͛͌͌̐͐̎̍͗̆̅̋͜͜͝͠ ̴̡̧̛̛̛̯̫̰̞͙̳͎͓̭̯̣͇̣͚̞̳̙̜̝̖̤̯̻͖͔̖̮̝̮̳̠͙̭̰͕̜̮̠̠̳̙̜̗̻̤͔̰̜̺͓͎̫̓́̔̄͊̉̓͐̈́̍͆̇́̊̄̿͑̃͒͛͊͌̒̄́̆̃͋͋̀͆͗̋̈́̋̄̃͊̇̇̿̋͑̊͌̎́͒̂̈́͂̒̂̇͂̽̌̿̏̿̈̉̚͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅy̵̧̨̢̨̛̛̛̮͍͉͕͎̟̼͚̱͕̲̲͙͎͓̻̱̞͕̪̟̪̺̟̲̮̰͚̟̜̙͍͔̫̖̰͖̗̬̞͕͖̠̦̦̝̞͙̺̺̹͗̐͋̈̄͛͛͑͌̽̌͑̈́̏̃͆͒̎̆͆̏̾̀̑̔̓͆͑̓̽̒̊̽̄̃̍̑̆̉̏͑͌̔̍͑͛̀̌̾̂̈́̊̒͛̐͒̾͋̊̃́͌̓̿̎̽̂̈́͌̔̒̄́́̔̋͐́̆͌͒̓̈̔̐͛̄̆̏̚̕͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ǫ̴̢̧̢̢̨͉͚̝̟̣̱̠̳̖̥̬̘̘̲͖̥͎̘͖̠͎̮̩̪̼̮̫̬͍̙̟͇͎̼̺̯͕͚̘͍͍̤̤̩̠̲̗͉̱̱͈͇̹̹̰̲̠̯̯͎̺̫̲̟̯̜̰̩̖̝̥̘͔̗͎͇̝̤̫̺̳̜̜̣̭̫͎̞̮͖͐̅̅̆͑͜͜͜͜͝ͅü̸̧̢̨̧̨̡̡̡̼̪̜̞̘̠̩̬̬̞̮͎̙̱̞͔͙̗̫͉̩͇̟̜̰̥̣̼̗̲̝̩͍͕̳͚̟̼̻͙̖͎̤̘͍̞̻̮̹͙̝̪̩̝̰͍̤̝̠͙̼̯͈̗͋͊͂͜͝ͅͅͅ ̷̡̨̡̡̢̨̢̡̧̛͓̹̥̯̞͎͙̦̘͓̥͈̲̞̻̳̲̙̙̫̯̙͈̗̤̻̝̳̭͖̟͉̭̹͍̼͈̱̭͖͓͕̦̺̻̘͕͉̳͚͈͚̪̪̠͈̭̝̪̠͓̘̫́̋̉̽͂̑̉͗̄͂͗͛͐̊̽̂̒̓̑̿̀̋̎̓̒̎̔͐̀̈́̿̏̋͘̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͠d̴̨̧̨̨̡̡̨̡̛̟͔̪̻̹͖̦̹̹͉͔̘̞̭̪͓̬̞̠̖̲̫̪̺͓̝̠͇̟̣̞̙̭͚͚̙̱̙̗̮̝̮̟̜̪̪̭̙̼̟͙̻̠̪̤̲̖̟̮͈͉̲̭̞̺̦̤͈̭͔̩̭͉̺̹̤̳͇̮̯͍̜̎̎̆̈̿͒͗͂̄͛̈͒̆̅̉̏́̍͛̒̓̇͊̎̓̋̑̇̚͘͜͜͜͜͠ͅͅä̴̢̡̨̡̢̡̨̡̛̛͇͇̘͓͎̰̭̬̟̩̭͔̺͉͙͙͈̙̯͇̺͎͖͚͎̹̗͓̯̹͚͉̫͇̹͈̘̭̼͚̩̜͖̹̘̘͈͔̙͇͈̩̘̙̫͓́̃̏̾̌̎̈́̇̉̋͐̌̿͂́̾͋̾͂̓̂͗̓͗̄̏̏͛̈͊̆̄̆͐̈̌̈́͆̾̒̈́̏́͋͐̇́̏̎͂͒͌̊͐́͛̒̅́̕̚̕̚͘̕͘͘̚̕͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅr̷̨̨̛̛͕͖̱̲̼̝̥̘̗̯̹̪̲̘̟̠̙̜̤͙̘̻̻̰͔͈̤̝͖͔͚̩̺̓̀͐̅͊́͑̄̓͌̅̾͂̂͑͋̀̏̐̎̿̆́̔̄̔̾͋͒́̓̉́̆́͒̾̍̆̇͗́͆͂̓̈̄́̌̔̿̈́̀̋̃̚̕͘̕͠͝͝ͅͅe̴̛̛̩̱̗͚̣̲̬̦̦̤̮͎̠̜̣̰̠͈͚̰̠̹̪͖͙̘̐͗͌̆̀̒̒̐̓̓͋͛͛͒̓̆͌͛̓̃̏̽̓̈́͌̈̑̅̑̓̕͜͜͜͜͝͠͝ͅ

I did not

Ono

How bout no

doom guy? IS THAT YOU??? :O

xd ill halp u

Wait n-

Wat

E

bruh cannabalism is gross, what you really need is some good ol' zombie burgers!!!
(dont you dare call the police i have demons in stock also!!!)

it wasnt me it was kirby

KIRBY I TOLD YOU TO NOT CALL THE POLICE!!
sigh, well now i have NO CHOICE KIRBY YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
*unleashes demonic souls of the dead to fight kirby*

Kirby: *kills all demonic souls and zombies and other monsters and they cant be revived*

me: *unleashes more and steals kirby's weapon*

Kirby: *pulls out spare weapon and kills all the monsters and demons and you*

me: *uses necromancy and other dark magic to revive monsters and summon near-invincible demons and revive me*
me: haha sike im not dead kirby ;D and the police are coming theyre gonna see you with a knife

Kirby: *hides knife*
Police: kills u and demons and monsters and cant be revived by ANYTHING*

hmmm ever heard of tartarus
these mere mortals are no match for me i am the daughter of tartarus and gaea hahahaaaa im also immortal
*kills police*
*stabs kirby*

THE BLACKSWAN IS TRIUMPHANT AGAIN!!!

Kirby: *not ded* i wont say anything to anyone else abt this

WHY IS KIRBY NOT DEAD
okay bro we have a deal
you shush and just bury the bodies and i'll go on my way and you better not call the police on me again or else *evil laugh* *thunder crashing intensifies*

I agree, dry aged meat tastes the best

Yep.
Demon burgers are better, but they're harder to sell. The stubborn demon meat keeps trying to reform into a demon! Ugh.