HEY, I FOUND SOME SNEAKERS! I'M JUST A NAIVE LITTLE STANLEY BOI; WOAH, I STOLE SOME BAD SNAEAKERS, AND THEY'LL SEND ME TO CAMP??? OKAY, THIS IS MORE COMPLEX THAN I THOUGHT, BUT I THINK I UNDERSTAND; THIS CAMP IS NOT EXACTLY LIVING HEAVEN; UM... DANG; WUS DAT FRECKLY GIRL UP TO NOW!? I SEE DA FUTURE NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING