Genie Rules Meme

Phillip: Have you ever had a dirty kitchen which overwhelms you with grubby countertops and dishes?

Jaxson: Yeah, oof

Phillip: Well, if you call now, you can get the amazing KITCHEN TORCH!!

Jaxson: What does it do?

Phillip: I’m glad you asked! After making dinner, you can burn down the dirty kitchen with the KITCHEN TORCH!! It will leave your kitchen clean, fresh, and sanitized!

Jaxson: Wait, how much does it cost?

Phillip: Normally, the KITCHEN TORCH cost $69.99, but if you call now, you can get the KITCHEN TORCH for only $49.89 with free shipping!

Jaxson: Cool! Can I use it for other dirty things?

Phillip: Yes! You can! You can use it in any room of your house! Including but not limited to, the living room, the bathroom, bedrooms, closets, pantries and more!

Jaxson: :D Wow!

Phillip: And for a limited time offer, you can get the larger FLAME EXTENSION PACK for only $4.20

Jaxson: Oh man! That’s amazing!

Phillip: -burns down kitchen- See? It’s amazing!

Jaxson: O-O

yeah

Yup... That's never gonna happen. People think this is a place to lash out all their anger when it's really the opposite. To make friends and make people happy :)

They also dont take the TOS seriously

Much agreed. Some people are literally 8 years old and posting pornographic photos and videos in hopes of getting upvotes and followers.

YES