Credit to yachi for this one

Do. You. Like. Yachi.

Tbh I dont know

BRUHHHHHHH—

Yes or no

I shall become Cupid once again but the thing is when you hire me it is a 50/50 change it works or it doesn’t work and since your my friend you get my services for free this is a limited opportunity hire now!

Lmao b r u h I legit dont know cause I'm confused af about my sexuality I'm not sure if I CAN feel that way towards someone and I dont know how I would even know if I did

Oh yeah your aesexual I forgot-

You can recommend me to your friends they get my services for free as well hire now!

⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️
all services are not 100% certain to work. There is a 50/50 change that my operations will succeed and if they do succeed I can not assure that the relationship would last. Use these services with caution they are limited to some extent.

Lmao- I'm not actually sure if I am asexual anymore tho

SO YOU LIKE YACHI????

SCREEEEEEEE I CAN PUT MY CUPID SKILLS TO WORK!

No- I dont know if I like yachi- because I dont know if I'm asexual or not- and also I've never had a crush I have no f**king clue how I would know if I did have one

I have a test-
I’ll send random questions to you at random times and you have to answer HONESTLY abd don’t worry they won’t be invasive

⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️ test will not work unless honest answers are given

Okay

Okay

Who’s the first person that comes to your mind?

Yes but that's how I feel when it comes to all of my close friends

Can you picture yourself with yachi and having a happy family in the future?

I did it and I didnt really feel anything

*sighs*

Ok next question, do you feel the need to have their attention for them to notice you or like you?

Wdym?

Think if a random person who is the first person that came to your mind

I think? I dont know tho cause the idea of kissing and love in general feels foreign and strange I dont understand it

*sighs*
Ok well that’s progress

Do you wonder how they are feeling or worry what their opinion on you is?

Maybe? I dont know

Try picturing it

Okie lmao

Random questions at random times

Well you and river come to mind cause I just got notifications from both of you

Ok next question

Can you picture yourself kissing yachi and not throwing up after?

Not really? I enjoy talking with them but I dont really ever crave attention

Ok ummmm you have dome feelings for yachi but not enough to pass the test T-T

Okay

Did you do it? How did it feel?

why did you change the name to slade the soap

Cause now I can use these templates again

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHAT IN TARNATION DOGGO

Lmao-