I'm gonna try this

Yes. Just Yes.

Hippity hoppity your drachmas are my property

Hippty hoppity your boxers are now my property

Hippity hoppity your flag's now my property

Hippty hoppity you life is my property

Hippity hoppity your soul's now my property

Fat chance imma eat Travis's choco bunnies-

Remember those land mines we stole from cabin 5
those boom booms are protecting those chocolates

XD

Your pockets are not safe here
nor are your cabins

There is no escape

I love to think that percy just assists herme's cabin all the time in their various pranks

that's confidential who told you that

i've said to much 0-0

I'll deal with you later

uhh i mean ok

PERCY NEVER TOLD ME AND TYSON THAT!

Percy who's Percy I don't know Percy

no if I have buttons on my pockets

Good sir I have a flamethrower for that

I have no response

Good sir

Good sir can I help you

Got any SPARE CHANGE?

like how would I even respond to this

here is a link on how to respond to comments (its on youtoube) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

what am I even supposed to say to a flamethrower

Hippity hoppity come take my property.

well I mean do you want to wake up in the middle of a lake...and that is the best I can do

IS THAT A THREAT

its the best one I can come up with on the spot...other than I´m gonna shove your spine up your nose but that one is for special occasions

yes I agree very good threats
but if you don't desist I will shove your spine up your nose

I will sell the very wisps of will from your soul to the crimson reaper

I WILL RIP YOUR EXISTENCE FROM YOUR MORTAL BODY AND CHAIN IT IN THE DEPTHS OF CHAOS FOR MILLENIA

Oh no IT'S THE CRIMSONE REAPER RUNNNNNNNN

donovan

My reaper is better

I like mine better

nice reaper but can you beat this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bed8NPkVHRQ

donovan?

yes he was previously known as Donovan and adventurous thief who tried to help his friend, Luan, obtain an artifact to protect his son, Reize, but in the process had to fight shield knight and accidentally landed a fatal blow on Luan and then the tower they were in crumbled because of the fight and shield knight was possessed by the artifact making her the Enchantress and used an amulet that Luan had given to Donovan to forfeit his life and forced him to serve her and gather an order of eight knights so she could take over the world or something idk.

Very interesting story

and then he had to fight the possessed version of Reize because the Enchantress has powers like that and then finds out that the Enchantress is really just shield knight so he goes to kick her but then has to fight Reize again and......I forgot to mention Black knight who somehow knows that the Enchantress is shield knight but doesn´t bother to tell anybody because he assumes everyone knows......Then he has to choose between eternal servitude to the Enchantress for Rieze or him so he decides to serve her and is now the reaper and has to stay in the lich yard because his soul is forfeit. Oh yeah and that amulet gets stolen by Plague knight who trades it to Chester who sells it to Shovel knight who is shield knights adventuring partner and is on his way to kick eight knights three wondering travelers and a witch.

OK SLOW DOWN WITH THE STORY where is this from

well the ¨crimson reaper¨ or specter knight has his backstory in shovel knight specter of torment Plague knight has a backstory in shovel knight plague of shadows and shovel knight has his own game with the other two being two of the eight knights you have to beat up in shovel knight shovel of hope. Then the Enchantress is a playable character in shovel knight showdown.

ok

then there is king knight who is also a boss but has his own game in shovel knight king of cards

ok

yup

INDEED LETS DROWN HIM BROTHER

N A N I

OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU

Oh no
I am dead

Idiot we all know thats a rickroll

Who me?