I'm gonna try this

Yes. Just Yes.

Hippity hoppity your drachmas are my property

Hippty hoppity your boxers are now my property

Hippity hoppity your flag's now my property

Hippty hoppity you life is my property

Hippity hoppity your soul's now my property

Fat chance imma eat Travis's choco bunnies-

Remember those land mines we stole from cabin 5
those boom booms are protecting those chocolates

XD

Your pockets are not safe here
nor are your cabins

There is no escape

I love to think that percy just assists herme's cabin all the time in their various pranks

that's confidential who told you that

i've said to much 0-0

I'll deal with you later

uhh i mean ok

PERCY NEVER TOLD ME AND TYSON THAT!

Percy who's Percy I don't know Percy

I'm a child of Athena

I already told y'all, HANDS OFF MY STUFF AND ME.

Oh sorry I already lost your sword
I was planning on returning it though

Lucky for you they're chopstick katanas

Oh so that's what was up my nose

You're lucky they didn't turn into katanas in your nose.

Yeah very lucky

You steal my bow and arrows I swear boi ima get you-

Wait was that the bow and arrow lying around on the archery field it was good tinder for the fire

Uh I would never leave it on the ground it was probably Will’s

You are gonna lose to me and the Athena cabin in CAPTURE THE FLAG LOSERS

Talk to my 500 win streak cause I'm not listening

Talk to my foot on your face. OH WAIT YOU CAN'T!

OH NO WE ALL KNOW ATHENA WINS ALL

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA that's what they tell you

IVE BEEN HERE SINCE I WAS 6 AND HAVE WON 630 GAMES(yes I kept track) MY MOTHER CLAIMED ME WHEN I GOT TO CAMP BECAUSE MY FIRST GAME WAS THE DAY OF WHEN I GOT HERE and I may or may not killed one of the ares kids BUT ANYWAY YOU CANNOT BEAT ATHENA

We will see we shall see I guess I should bring my game up i just need one more match to get a tie (I won more than more than 550 (about 629)

The ares kid was strangling me but anyway

no dessert for you

THAT IS OK IM GOOD FRIENDS WITH YOUR HERMES BROTHER THAT SMUGGLES SWEETS INTO CAMP

I'll talk with him
YOU SHALL SEE
NO MOR JUNK FOOD

BET

I don’t have money

I WILL
5000000000 Drachmas

Disclaimer I am a liar and you will be the only one to pay
one way or the other

OH REALLY IVE BEEN HERE AT CAMP FOR 6 years I have won the game at least 312 times

bruh I have been here BEFORE Annabeth and I have won more than 550 times

OH REALLY SO IM FIGHTING AGAINST A GROWN MAN/WOMAN/PERSON

Actually I got in a fight with Hypnos and he cursed me to sleep for a few years and I'm back here

YOU STILL AGE WHEN YOU SLEEP PLUS YOU DON’T DISRESPECT THE GODS ESPECIALLY ONE LIKE HIPNOS

it is possible to win it 550 times a year is 365 days I have been here waaaaaay more than a year
and there was this one event it was called capture the flag day we played it so many times
spoiler I won

Capture the flag is every week plus special events

I SAID ENCHANTED SLEEP

WELL THEN IT ISNT POSSIBLE TO WIN CAPTURE THE FLAG 500 times

THAT ISN’T FAIR WE ARE ALL HALF BLOODS HERE WE KNOW THAT WE DON’T GET ANY JUSTICE OF BALANCE BETWEEN FAIR AND UNFAIR SO PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE ALL GONE ON QUESTS, QUESTS THAT TOOK OUR FRIENDS, OUR OWN LIVES, AND THE GODS JUST TREAT IT AS SOME CHORE THEY DON'T WANT TO DO

yeah so fun right

See Above

Oh hey just to have some civil talk I’m still BroadwayPanda I just changed my name I used to be obsessed with pandas but that changed to quokkas so... sorry for invalidating your meme DemigodOfTheMemes

Eh its ok

OUR PARENTS NEVER COME DOWN TO SEE US LIKE WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST, WE'RE JUST SILLY ERRAND BOYS FOR THEM!

Plz don’t go down the same road as luke

Too late I went overboard

fun job right I love quests

Who is your godly parent demi

Poseidon

Better get some popcorn

Lol