A MILLENNIAL THAT SPENDS $2K ON CIGARETTES PER YEAR, JUST TO OVERCOME ANXIETY. AND IS OBSESSED WITH BUYING THE NEWEST IPHONE SO THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE A LOSER:; MINIMUM WAGE IS TOO LOW! WAH WAH WAH; BOOMERS THAT STARTED OUT MAKING $3.10 AN HOUR WHEN THEY WERE KIDS AND NOW HAVE A NICER HOUSE THAN YOU EVER WILL GET: