LIKE-

LMFAO-

SISTER I DIDNT NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT

LMAO-
BUT DOES HE THO-

IDK BUT I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT NOW

0-0

;-;

Well he doesn’t have a nose so he probably doesn’t have a dick, but maybe a va**na
Who knows

but in the cursed child he has a kid with bellatrix

Maybe bellatrix has a dick

bellatrix is a girl-

I know

girls
dont
have
dicks

Plastic
Surgery

BUT NO CAUSE IM PRETTY SURE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO DELPHI-
SHE COULDNT HAVE DONE THAT WITH A DICK-
I DONT THINK SO-

Ok
Well it might also be some sort of dark magic shit

lmaoooooooooo h m m m m

2 words:
Demon
Babies

LMFAO-
Y E S

OK I ALSO NEED CLARIFICATION

WHY DOES VOLDEMORT KEEP STEALING PEOPLE'S SHAMPOO?

LMAO WHA-

IT'S ON GOOGLE

XDDDDDDDD

THEORY: Voldemort is stealing all of Snape's shampoo. That's why Snape has greasy hair.

P00PY NO-

LMFAO-
P00PY YES

XDDDDDD
NO-

*WHEEZE* Y E S

W H Y

Not right now. I'm trying to figure if Darth Vader has one

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LMAO *GOOGLES*

A robot dick

MAYBE HE HAS OIL FOR CUM

FRICK

LMAO Y E S

maybe he knocked up a protocol droid and had a bunch of small batteries

L M A O

Dear God

P E R H A P S

*AAA battery noises intensifiy*

LMFAO

SMOL BATTERIESSSSS

I SAW THAT XD

?

what are you confused about...

Wdym thingy

She means dick

me who tried to avoid saying that:

Lmao

l i k e -
a m a l e thingy-

Why would you even ask that

Oh ok