HONORABLE MENTIONS BY OUR GUD FRIEND CONFUSIUS BEFORE DEATH:; BAD TIMES CREATE STRONG MEN AND STRONG MEN CREATE GOOD TIMES BUT GOOD TIMES CREATE WEAK MEN. ~~ 520/515 BCE. IT IS BETTER TO HAVE A BAD SOUP THAN A BAT SOUP! ~~ 500 BCE. STRONK! DESCRIPTION: THIS IRONIC HUMOR COMES FROM DA GUD PHILOLSOBER KONFUSIUS WHO HAS MANY WAEIS WORDS THAT DESCRIBES HUMANITY!