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Red October: what the fu-

*weird screech*

Red October: you want a kit-kat?

*it attempts to nod but all red saw was a shake*

Red October: here *unwraps it and splits it with W.A.B*

WAB: *eats it*

Red October::*shoves it thru his eyehole*

WAB: *disgusted sounds*

Red October: so anyways

Alwayzbread: *sneaking up*

Red October: *teleports behind alwayzbread*

Alwayzbread: hey red O

Red October: MEDCINE AT MIDNIGHT
M.A.M: ZA WAURDO

*time stops*

Alwayzbread: *unaffected*

Alwayzbread: *does like nothing to him*

Red October: RUN AWAY *he runs away*

inverted doggo: the kit-kat give me

Red October: no mine

inverted doggo: ANGERYYY

red October: SHUT UP *slaps him*

Dust: dearbzyawl dearbzyawlA dearbzyawlA dearbzyawlA

WAB: ??

Dust: W h a t a r e y o u -

WAB: ...

Dust: Can you speak-

WAB: *it screeches incomprehensibly*

Dust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

WAB: *confused sounds*

Dust: Why can't you talk n o r m a l y -

WAB: *attempting to explain*

Dust: ...

Alwayzbread: oh i know, since he’s warped...he’s still in his old tounge
WAB: *nodding*

Dust: Hmm...

Alwayzbread: i think...i might be able to translate him tho

Dust: Hold on... *turns on high contrast mode* Y e s .

WAB: *screech*
Alwayzbread: he’s trying to scream for help

Dust: Well I am here.

WAB: *explanation*
Alwayzbread: he’s not from here and he want to find a way back

Dust: Well, I mean if there is a warped version of me he could bring you back-

WAB: *snarl sounds*
Alwayzbread: i think he’s the last one

Dust: But how would I DIE!? I always come back!

WAB: *explaining*
Alwayzbread: your a pacifist in that earth

Dust: I-I mean... I could still come back... right?!

WAB: *snarl*
Alwayzbread: nah, if you can reset here, you cant on warped earth

Dust: DAMN IT!

Alwayzbread: ye

Dust: Are any of the others alive?

WAB: *warped speech*
Alwayzbread: nope...he’s the last

Dust: Then what's the point of going back?

WAB: *snarl*
Alwayzbread: theres a world where he’s the dead one...and they all miss him..maybe by finding it, everyone can be happy

Dust: Then we need to find that one then.

Alwayzbread: found it

Dust: That was easy.

Alwayzbread: the hard part is getting there

Dust: What do we need to do?

Alwayzbread: i have no clue

Dust: H M M . . .

WAB: *snarl*
Alwayzbread: no, dust would die

Dust: Hm?

Alwayzbread: he figures if we screw gravity up...maybe we might get there..buuut oxygen

Dust: I don't really need to breath. I can just erase my oxygen bar.

Alwayzbread: also you’d freeze

Dust: Can handle that too.

Alwayzbread: true

Dust: So yeah, I'm sticking with his plan.

Alwayzbread: ok

Dust: LET'SA GO!

Alwayzbread: and away we go *grabs dust*
WAB : *warped bane of darkness*
Alwayzbread: *bane of light*

Dust: Uh-

Alwayzbread: flying time!!

Dust: ...

Alwayzbread: *massivley hypersonic + flying*
WAB: *same*

Dust: .-.

Alwayzbread: made it

Dust: Nice.

Alwayzbread: ^w^

Dust: Soo....

Alwayzbread: yea

Dust: Let’s get this guy back to his friends.

*after like a minute or 2*

Dust: ....

*alwayzbread gets bit by some weird plant*

Dust: Huh? WHAT THE-

Alwayzbread: O-O *he collapsed on the floor*

Dust: Breadstick! *tries getting alwayzbread out*

*he’s asleep*

Dust: Hey warped? Can you carry Alwayzbread?

*it snarls, then carries him*
Alwayzbread: woof. I feel like the bloods getting sucked outta me
*sound effect*
Alwayzbread: oh, it’s my science blood....dangit...

Dust: Wha-

*after warped finds his friends and stuff*

Dust: Huh... wonder where warped me is...

Alwayzbread: nausea...not good

Dust: Huh.

Alwayzbread: we gotta get home...

Dust: True.

Alwayzbread: *uses some energy in bane of light to warp them home*

Dust: Well... never got to meet warped me but....

*they ended up at Sam rif’s lab*

Dust: Wait what is this place-

Alwayzbread: sam rifs lab...he kinda knows how to fix this...oh I’m gonna die

Dust: O h .

Alwayzbread: I’m just gonna take a nap and die for a sec..*dead*
Sam rif: * a whispery voice* what do you seek...dust?

Dust: ...?

Sam rif: oh...alwayzbread got bit by a Neptune human trap, it’s ok I got this

Dust: What do you mean by what you said before?

Sam rif: I was attempting to be ominous, duhh

Dust: Weird.

Sam rif: *goes for like 10 seconds then returns*