Dream

I wish I didn't..

oh and by the way, I already know you regret it.

who wouldn't regret liking an asshole ?

exactly.

cool, who wouldn't?

Mm, nah, but I know who has.

who then-

not saying, they just DMed me screaming not to.

uh-

ok

*proceeds to go through endless possibilities*

Nah, not endless, you're a very specific type.

yeah i know that

Then...

then why did you say it...?

as a joke

rly?

I mean I had a crush on Michael Jackson, but unfortunately you aren't him, i mean if you were, I would totally lay you right now but no, youre not him

*WHEEEEZE*

wha-

hai