Mineta protection squad, assemble! WE HAVE A CODE PURPLE, I REPEAT, CODE! PURPLE!

Hai?

Im here mam! What's the problem?!

oh hi Cloud!

Halo Star

Wait your in the mineta protection squad???

Yea, Dont judge me XD

I’m in it too bro

TIME TO MAKE 9/11 LOOK LIKE A BABY SHOWER

Mineta: Oh It's Yurei!

Aki: Oh did she get the stuff?

Mineta: Yeah, she got the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood

Lana: Wow...where did she find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Mineta: ....you wanted fake blood?

Aki: O_O

Lana: 0^0

Mineta: I'll go call Yurei again...

(In Call)

Yurei: SO I KILLED A SQUAD OF MINETA HATERS FOR NOTHING?!

Aki: Uhhhh... No.

Lana: Hey what's this? *Picks up a piece of paper on the ground* "The witch the teleporting demon"? *Flips to the first page, blushes* WHO WROTE A GOD-DAMN FANFICTION ABOUT ME AND AKI?!

Kaminari: I did! You can't deny it, you're a cute couple...

Aki: Kaminari, I can’t believe you’ve done this. I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES

Kaminari: We are! I just think you and Lana are perfect together!

Mineta: Be careful, my cousin's a major tsundere...

Lana: What the flapjack did you just say?

Mineta: N-nothing!

Aki: Should I ignore this situation?

*id like to imagine my boi just watching*

-wheeze-

IM SERIOUS

Nani?

How dare this person

then why r u here then? :>

Just to say hes an annoying little shit, my opinion about em.

Mineta protected 002 alwayzbread reporting for duty

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I never said he is the worst character tho.

https://imgflip.com/i/4ydzpg?nerp=1613579263#com9462033

mineta not the worst character, but not a favorite-

That’s fair

*says hello*

Hello

Hru¿

im a perv