Ok so ummm
Back in 2nd grade, I had a really annoying enemy.
He hated me A LOT. He bullied me and called me "fat", "chubby" yadda yadda.
So one day, I was playing around with him. For some reason my 8 year old dumbass thought we were cool.
I was wrong.
I pretended to poke his eye with a pencil and he covered his eye.
The teacher came over and asked him if I hard hurt him.
Bitch had the F**KInG AUdACItY to start fake crying and said yes.
I ended up having to sit with the other teacher while I worked.
He also did a bunch of other shit that I got in trouble for.
The end.