I’m going to die, aren’t I?

Fakie: HEY HEX I SAW EZLO VORE BUGS-

Ezlo: BITCH I HAD TO DO SO BECAUSE BLAZE WOULD KILL HIM OTHERWISE- AND THIS STUPID FORM I AM IN-

Void: all arguing aside with those two, do you have a crush on Flare, Hex?

Hex: eh, gotta get used to it.

Flare: so... what has my alternate version done recently, I’ve ignored all news

Hex: yeah...

Flare: I’m partially scared of her, also I hate that origami asshole who is her only friend

Fakie: *respawns* I recorded Blaze and Wave having se- *gets pulled into the meme realm*

Bloo: how is it possible- oh wait, why tf do I always forget THAT?

Flare: what’s up with the demon who keeps getting kidnapped by my alternate version

Bloo: *explains everything*

Flare: no wonder everyone wants her to die painfully, who tries to corrupt a child-

Bloo: idk.

Flare: *hugs Hex* even I want to rip Fakie to shreds

Ezlo: please f**king do, she is the reason I’m like this

Hex: *smiles*

Fakie: *teleports in* I can’t wait to corrupt the children you both have-

*Flare rips Fakie to shreds*

Flare: sorry about that

Hex: *glitches, but manages to stop himself from losing control, but then ends up blushing* well- I- Uh-

Void: c’mon, answer it

Fakie: time to disguise Blaze and Flare-

Void: no, we aren’t having a miniature apocalypse

Hex: y-yes...

Fakie: well how about you talk to her, I want to see Blaze become mad today-

*Flare appears randomly*

Flare: I JUST WANTED TO BE AWAY FROM EVERYONE BECAUSE OF THAT ALTERNATE VERSION OF ME-

Hex: ...

Fakie: OH BLA-

*Fakie gets beaten up by Flare*

Flare: NO ONE IS DYING ON MY WATCH

Hex: h-hi..

Flare: hi!

Hex: how are you?

Flare: not doing too well, mainly because of my alternate version

Bugs: do I have a purpose in life?
Noa: kid, not those kinds of questions...

Sparky: yes.

Bugs: *happy*
Noa: -__-

Clear: *pointing at Lux and Sparky* Why are you gae.

Sparky: *shrug* idk.

Bloo: one of you were coughing flowers-

BlooPan & Bloo: Y E S .

oh ok