Creeper on a couch

*Clear yeets off a cliff*

Cuber:*catches her* wtf?

Fireball:nice catch, you got a fox! *laugh*

Clear: Oh hi-
Lit: *wheeze*

Cuber:hi..

Fireball:HAHAHA!

Adult Mixmellow:there you two are! *looking at Fireball and Lit pissed*

Clear: What's up-
Lit: What's up mixmellow

Cuber:nothing much, you?

Fireball:yeah what's up?

Adult Mixmellow:Remember that time you two used that hook on Cream (the adult one)?

Clear: Nothing, chillin.
Lit: Yea? Why?

Cuber:ok.. *pets*

Fireball:yeah, what of it?

*Adult Mixmellow shoots dodgeballs at Lit and Fireball*

Clear: -w-
Lit: *jojo pose to dodge* TRY HARDER-

Cuber:*pets some more*

Fireball:*dodges*

Adult Mixmellow:ugh.. *walks close to Lit and slaps*

Lit: BITCH WHAT THE FU- *Slaps Mixmellow into clear*
Cloud: I wonder what A fireball and Lit smut would be like-
Fox: NO.

*ascul joins the fight* *slaps* *t poses so hard that carbon diamonds couldnt compare* ascul: you said what?

Cuber:aww *pets even more*

Fireball:is this hell?!

TFoD:lol, it just became an normal RP.

Clear: *blushes*
Cloud: SCREEEEEEEE

TFoD:but it's fine. *pets*

Cuber:*petting Clear some more* your so cute!

Stickdannyseeing that makes me miss Cloudy more.. *walks away*

Bloo: *exposed p**is* suck it up- ahahahah get it?

Stickdanny:BLOO WTF HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Bloo: I’M FEELING SWELL TODAY! :D

Elder: translation: he’s not.

Bloo: GET NAKEY-

Cuber:the hell?

Bloo: weeeee-

Cuber:...

Cuber:*blocks the throw while petting Clear*

Fireball:WTF?!

TFoD:it's impossible cuz Fireball has no dick.

Cloud: ...You are talking to me, When Lit and Weenie burger went at it?
Lit: oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh- *smol grin and blush*
Fox: WHY ME WHY?

TFoD:oh yeah.. the furry potion..

Weenie Burger:did someone call my name?!

Cuber:so.. what now?

Cloud: Me, Hamburger.
Clear: *shurg*

Cuber: *pets Clear some more*

Weenie Burger:ok... i gotta go, i have a collection to fill!

Fireball:oh brother.

Lit: *cough* Simp.
Cloud: I think I'll make that smut-
Fox: BUT WHY?!

Fireball:DON'T EVEN-

TFoD:lol yeah. and Lit would just wear fire panti-

Fireball:dont encourage her!

Cuber:hmm...

Cloud: F**k it, I got time.
Lit: NO WHY!?
Cloud: I already have a title-
Fox: kill me

Fireball:OH NO!

Cuber:hmm.. *pets Clear some more*

TFoD:lol.

Cloud: OH YES!
Clear: -w-

uh sure-

good luck erping with him- *wheeze*

hey cloud?
You wanna rp with kid negative?

c h i l d ?

m h m -

just dm me-

if ur dm's dont work i'll make a post

eh-
i honestly dont care what erp it is BESIDES:
FEET

FOOT FETISHES ARE F**KING G R O S S

can i use 2 oc's?

did any1 know creepers explode becuz ur filling their hearts with so much love it causes them to stress, so the only way to stop this stress is with hugs, and making out with creepers actually makes them build the world, not destroy it, hugs just pacify them and theyre chill, like passive mobs

Bloo: *strips his fur off* horny disappointment woooo-

Fireball:why?

Elder: he’s changed, just like his mother-

BlooPan: *snorty rainbow dust that was actually fruity pebbles-*

Fireball:the hell just happened?!

BlooPan: PIANO- I MEAN PAIN!

*Mucky was banging his head on an actual piano.*

Fireball:aw jeez..

Diamond:hm? *pets Mucky*

BlooPan: ISN’T THIS AN ERP? LET’S ALL GET NAKED-

Gold: are you aware about some of us being minors?

BlooPan: I DIDN’T *hic* FACKIN’ ASK YOU JACOB-

Fireball:yeah, i'm not gonna do this! this is just too strange.

TFoD:BlooPan, why are you like this all of a sudden?

Cloud: It's BlooPu now- *wheeze*

TFoD:oh..

Elder: no call her Blootama-

Cloud: w e l p

BlooPan: WHY WOULD YOU *hic* THINK I’LL BE ALRIGHT ALL OF A SUDDEN- *wearing a cone of shame with buzzsaws*

Elder: Jesus Christ...

Fireball:oh god..

Blootama: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

Bloo: F**K ME!

Fireball:no

Elder: they’ve really changed... Orange do not even try-

Fireball:even after what happened, it seems to be a f**ked up day

Elder: yep and now people are doing satanic soul transplants-

Portal: who let them watch the Chuck E Cheese wannabe film?

Iceball:omg!

Fireball:well, its not me!