Vant

Dust: Much spook.

Vant: hey

Dust: Hello.

Vant: hoi

Dust: ...Tem...

Vant: welcome to the vant shop

Dust: *thinks of Tem village*

Vant: names vant

Dust: DUST!Adam. AKA: Dust.

Vant: *doodling a wedding invitation*

Dust: ...

Vant: ok, maybe its both

Dust: Oh. Who's getting married?

Vant: ...i dont wann a talk about it
*he realizes the wedding invitation has a joint tombstone on it* huh..weird

Dust: *overwrites Vant to make him talk about it*

Vant: oh i know you, the pink one says your kinda powerful

Dust: And he's totally right.

Vant: wha?

Dust: Is that a wedding invitation?

Vant: no that’s a joint tombstone

Dust: I S I T ?

Karma: who are you

Vant: names vant

Karma: *has a shotgun* are you dangerous?

Vant: only in the dark

Karma: huh. so my fear of the dark is valid

Vant: yup,

Karma: huh.

*something stops you*
Vantablack: *screech*

Karma: *screams and pulls out a flashlight*

*its slowly harming him, until the battery died*

Karma: *battery dies* dang it-

*the lights flicker on*
Vant: *reverts*

Karma: ?

Vant: *asleep*

Karma: (image)

Vant: I’m weakened by sunlight

Karma: ok. wanna hear some dark humor?

Vant: *turns the light off* a priest a duck and a rabbi walk into a bar

(omg how did he know what karma was going to do)
Karma: ok

(He just knows these things)
Vant: *basically invisible*

Karma: dude where’d you go?

*his voice got crazy scary*
Vant: I’m right here

Karma: *runs over to the light switch to turn the lights back on*

Vant: *getting up* yea...

Karma: what just happened?

Vant: I’m made of shadows..as such I’m scary in the dark

Karma: *under her breath* and this is why i still sleep with night lights

Vant: im more powerful when its dark tho, ive been getting better at being human in the darkness

Karma: o k

Vant: anyway

(wait did vant hear what karma said under her breath or no)
Karma: :>

Vant: no

Karma: ok good

(He did, he just didn’t acknowledge it*
Vant: also, its easier to be ina room with a purple light, I’m more humane in dimly light areas with a purple light

Karma: oh. well at night, the led strips under my bed are red

Vant: good to note

Karma: :>

Alwayzbread: for now...

Karma: *startled and shooketh*

Vant: heh

Karma: ᵃᵐ ᶦ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵈᶦᵉ

Vant: ...
Brain: he’s kinda hot ngl
Alwayzbread: sup

Karma: *scared*

Vant: *c0nfus3d*

Karma: he gonna kill meh T^T

Vant: how? He doesnt have anything on him???

Karma: *scared*

Vant: you good?

Karma: *points at alwayzbread* he scary T^T

Vant: ???

Karma: he got crazy powers

Vant: I’m kinda confused here...
Alwayzbread: yea me too *retracts bomb hands*
Vant: i think you’re hot
Alwayzbread: what
Vant: i like the sun...not!
Alwayzbread: haaa, nice

Karma: *is hiding somewhere*

Vant: he’s pink...he cant hurt you
Alwayzbread: yea, I couldn’t harm anyone

Karma: LiAr

Alwayzbread: where’d she go??
Vant: idk

Karma: *is in the closet*

Alwayzbread: welp, anyway
Vant: yep

Karma: so, from the safety of this closet, anyone wanna hear some dark humor?

Alwayzbread: *from behind* sure

Karma: *exits the closet*

Vant: huh, i wonder how he got there

Karma: *closes the closet and locks it* h e t e l e p o r t

Alwayzbread; i cant do that *hes out the closet now*

Karma: !