MUST BE A DIFFERENT PATRICK. HERE IS YOUR CREDIT CARD. IT SAYS PATRICK STAR. YOUR NAME. BUT, YOU ARE THE ONLY PATRICK IN BIKINI BOTTOM!!! PROBABLY I AM NOT. C'MON. IT HAS TO BE YOURS. IT HAS YOUR FACE. MUST BE MY DAD. HOW DO YOU KNOW? UMMMMM... HE HAS A MUSTACHE!