am I right

I have never met a Zack. Just 2 Zachs: you and the one that you are based off of

but I'm older than the other Zach

That does not matter I knew him first so he existed first.

remember when I said you were an asshole not a narcissist?

I take that back lol

I'm just saying we have no proof that this is not just a coma dream that started before I met you. I'm not saying I created you.

how do you know you're not part of my coma?

And my consciousness was merely created by yours. *jingle plays* getting existential with Dummy and Beez ba dum bum

thank you for listening to my TED talk

is that an insult?!

no, it's a fact

me whos name is zack:

me who is zach:

me who actual name is zacharee:

*cries in Zachary*