THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE WRONG, MY COUSIN. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A DESPERATE MAN WHO SLICED HIS WAY TO THE TOP WITH A BEAM KATANA. OH, YOU ARE CLEARLY UNDERESTIMATING THE CRAFTINESS OF A PROFESSIONAL THIEF. HEY! GUESS WHAT?! NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHO’D WIN IN A FANTASY DEATH MATCH BETWEEN TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN AND LUPIN THE 3RD!
