This is Burobu the smol bean (this isn’t actually him it’s only a Smol version)

Red: S m o l .

Burobu: hai!

Me: he’s only canon in FYAB

Red: *doesn’t understand* W h a t ?

Me: it’s a lot to explain so I won’t

Burobu:*smiles happily*

Red: What is FYAB...?

Me: in a nutshell it’s cardboard jojo

Red: ._.

Me: don’t ask

Red: So that Red October guy-

Me: oh him? He’s having an existential crisis

Red: Why-

Me: (image)

Red: Also who are you-

Me: don’t ask that question *fades from the rp*

Red: ...that was weird,..

Burobu: yea she’s weird

Red: ...okay...

Burobu: so+

Red: *pat pat*

Burobu: *grabs his hand* I am f**king 28.... don’t f**king touch my head ever again bitch... *he slightly resembles Cera*

Red: You remind me of Cera’s aggression.

Burobu:*slicks hair back with the goo* sorry about that... *hides face*

Red: Funny thing is that Dust also has black goo all over his eyes too- .-.

Burobu: oh it’s merely a part of my actual form, I’m a blob

Red: So does that mean Cera is actually a blob-

Burobu:(image)

Red: .-.

Burobu: c o n f u s i n g stuff

Red: I Uh... can tell...

Burobu: yep

Red: So uh/

Burobu: there’s this woman

And uhhh

*blob

Red: Oh, a blob.

* b l o b *

(Is it okay if I make an FYAB Red?)

Red: *human noises*

(Yea he can be human, the Ricci in FYAB isn’t cardboard and the Cera in FYAB isn’t cardboard)

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Red: Ya know what I'm just gonna- *casually walks away*

*rp end*

Blob Burobu:*smol*

Red: *tries to touch the blob*

*it tries to consume his hand*

Red: REEE- *tries to resist but can’t* ;-;

*it stops*

Red: *hand is still in the blob* ;-;

*it lets go*

Red: *gets his hand out*

*the blob runs away*

Red: ...... *sits down* That was weird.