dear god-
what cult have i started

Heh

Done and done

hey i wonder what would happen if douglas met scorpion

Scorpion would kidnap and sell Douglas

nah the boi’s too s w i f t

That wouldn’t help him

but douglas can melt

Let’s rp it

aight
Douglas: hello! :3

Scorpion: Hello.

Douglas: *smol bean noises*

Scorpion: -.-

Douglas: *huggo cuz wynaut*

Scorpion; ._.

Douglas: :3

Scorpion: *grabs Douglas*

Douglas: ?

Scorpion: *invisible binds wrap around Douglas pinning his arms to his side and legs together, he throws Douglas over his shoulder*

Douglas: hElP
Dimitri: *saw the entire thing go down* H E Y -

Scorpion: *looks at Dimitri and portals away*

Douglas: HELP-

Scorpion: If you keep yelling I will knock you out

Douglas: *melts into a puddle of black goop and zooms off*

Scorpion: Night kid
*douglas feels himself fall asleep*

Douglas: *sleep*
Dimitri: *aHeM*

*before they zoom off they suddenly feel very sleepy*

Douglas: ???

(Scorpion already portalled away from Dimitri)
*Douglas wakes up in a cell*

(dimitri can teleport)
Douglas: ?

(He doesn’t know where scorpion went)
*one of his arms is chained to the wall+

(i mean, dimitri can think of who he wants to teleport to and boom. he’s there.)
Douglas: ?!

(Oh well to late now)

(o.o)
Douglas: *screm*

Scorpion: Nobody who can hear your scream will care

Douglas: *is about to cry*

Scorpion: Ugh

Douglas: *smol cri*

Scorpion: *walks in*

Douglas: *still cri*

Scorpion: *unchains Douglas*

Douglas: ?

Scorpion: Cmon kid, and don’t try to run. If you run someone will kill you

Douglas: nah i’ll kill em first :)

Scorpion: This place is crawling with assassins, people trained to kill. If you run, you die

Douglas: *has a frickin axe*

Assassins: *have like 10 weapons each and there are like 200 of them*

Douglas: *can fly*

The place: *is a cave8

Douglas: *teleports away*

*he can’t teleport*

Douglas: -_-