This is why you don’t touch random things in the meme realm

Bloo: oh god.

Ezlo: WHY AM I 30 FEET TALL-

Bloo: now it’s your chance to kill Blaze.

Ezlo: NO-

Bloo: why not-

Ezlo: IM NOT GOING NEAR HER

Bloo: aw come on!

Ezlo: I WANT OUT OF THIS FORM

*Sir Dawn turns Ezlo back to normal.*

Ezlo: thanks Sir Dawn.....

Fakie: I ship that form of Ezlo with Moon-

Sunstorm: *gets gun out* you are gonna suffer

Bloo: *gets sharp claws for some reason*

Ezlo: what the fu-

*Fakie gets shot by Sunstorm then gets pulled into the meme realm*

Sunstorm: :)

Bloo: nvm-

Ezlo: well at least Fakie is gone

Bloo: yeah..

Ezlo: she was probably gonna put me in the meme realm or did what she said she wanted to do

Bloo: yep-

Ezlo: also why did I have a weird desire to eat someone in that form-

Hex: THE FURRY VIRUS IS SPREADING-

*Hex grabs some gloves and approaches Ezlo.*

Hex: ARE YOU OKAY? HOW DID IT FELT?

Ezlo: uh- I’m fine, it’s just that crystal I touched

Hex: alright... I almost got worried there after what happened with 2 people.

Ezlo: why?

Hex: they’re acting more like what they’re becoming.

Ezlo: who are those people

K.S: enderman become hot emoji thing

Ezlo: WHY IS K.S HERE-

Cat Lux: ?

Ezlo: *coughs up a weird black liquid* oh god not again-

Hex: ?

Ezlo: THATS NOTHING- FAKIE TOTALLY DIDNT CORRUPT ME AND BLAZE AND WAVE DEFINITELY DONT COUGH UP A WEIRD BLACK LIQUID-

Sunstorm: the f**k-

Hex: .......

Ezlo: ignore what I said- for the sake of everyone

Hex: . . . . . .

Ezlo: he’s gonna beat up Fakie, isn’t he

Bloo: *nod*

Hex: *demonic roaring*

Ezlo: also I know where Fakie is at

Bloo: where?

*Ezlo opens a portal*

Ezlo: through here

*Hex rushes through the portal to pull a Blaze on Fakie.*

*Fakie dies*

Ezlo: why does anyone even care about me-

Bloo: *shrug*

Ezlo: what’s with Hex and people that get tormented by the three idiots

Bloo: idk-

Ezlo: also what the f**k is it like to eat someone-

Bloo: idk how to describe.

Ezlo: just do it as best as you can

Bloo: *inhale* slurping up your prey, feel them wiggle on your tongue, feel their hands as they try to crawl their way out of your esophagus, your stomach growls and starts to feel good as they squirm inside.

Ezlo: uh ok-

Bloo: -w-

Ezlo: WHY DOES A PART OF ME WANT TO TRY THAT-

F u r r y E l z o

Ezlo: IM NOT A FURRY, IM THE SAME SPECIES BLAZE IS

Wholesome : So you are now an eldritch cat-

Ezlo: NO-

Sunstorm: more of an eldritch moth rabbit thing

Wholesome : He looks like a dear not gonna lie

Sunstorm: yeah, you are right

Wholesome : E l d r i t c h D e e r.