My cat is gay.

Cats meow each f**king half a second when they're in heat.
My cat tries to f**k my dog before. My other dog.
The cats dead now

tried*

I'm only half gay :'D

Ashikura

What?

*le huggo*
Im crying rn, are you ok?

I wasn't okay

Green: *Slowly dying*

Bloo: shit-

Green: *Mentally talking about how he looks like a h*rny a*s cat in heat.*

Bloo: and yes, he is in heat.

GlitchX: Wow, Breaking the laws of physics, Eh? I COULDNT BE IN HEA-
*And he fainted lolz-*

Bloo: yep.

Galaxy: He f*cking fainted-

Bloo: o h c r a p .

Roseeyag: HOLY- Is he breaking the laws of f*cking PHYSICS!?-

Bloo: yep.

GlitchX: Jesus chri- WHY TF AM I BLUSHING- Y O U -

Bloo: what-

GlitchX: Not you! H I M .
*He was pointing to Lux.*

Lux: mrow?

GlitchX: YOU MADE ME LIKE T H I S -

Lux: ?

Bronze: Вы заставили его нарушить законы физики. (You made him break the laws of physics.)

Boi: wtf-

Bloo: what-

Boi: what the heck is this-
Me: what is it? Are you homophobic?
Boi: no but-
Me: *the image*

Bloo: what-

Thomas: yeah ok sure

Lux: mrow-

Thomas: I’m not gonna judge

Lux: *purring*

Thomas: uhhh

Lux: mew?

Thomas: why are you acting like a cat?

Lux: *shrug*

Thomas: is it some kinda kinky thing or something?

Lux: idk..

Thomas: eh who cares, you be you I guess

I f u c k i n g w a n t t o p e t i t.

Go ahead-

* Pets *

*insert a bunch of purring*

o

* Pets more *

I bet you my best art you would kill me if you could