HRMMM

Yes, but they’re burnt and stale af

cause they got toasted in the nether. baked by the piglins, yah know.

Yeah, and they’re also ancient

they where made for zombie pigmen in the old days, but later in the future the piglins found the treats along with some vodka, and they ate that for the rest of these days.

Yeah, makes sense

then some of the piglins wanted to give the recipe to the humans, us players, but then they turned into zombies due to the cold, frigid air of the overworld.

And now we can never have the recipe.

and so we invaded the nether, led by the doomslayer himself. and so we stole countless amounts of nether cinnabuns, and despite the ghast's air blitz, and the piglin's infantry, we stole the cinnabuns and the recipe for them. THIS WAS WAR.

Here is a painting of the great battle.

The humans emerged as the winners, and the nether was razed. the piglins were forced to retreat to there bastions, an survive off the limited amount of cinnabuns they had left form the mass lootings this was the dark ages of the crying obsidian. .

Or just wear gold and steal everything while piglins dont give a shet and use ghasts like a turret to find netherite faster, similar to tnt but easily controlled

How did we come to this lol

yah we made a entire story based off lore. :)

Yup

Did you get that from PhoenixSC?

More like the Cinnabun shop from Hermitcraft.

I just searched "cursed minecraft pics" lol

I see ancient debris as dried up onions

lol minecraft hrmmm

How could we have been so blind?

Im colourblind but i already knew about the cinnabun/netherite ore thing

no wonder netherite is so good

NOICE

phoenix sc lol

i was doing this the second i saw aincent debris

I WANT A CINNAMON BUN RN

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A hentai for a girlfriend, a souped up Chevy truck, a big fat mud pit, rolling coal, a few toyota prius's stuck, and your favorite rock music at full blast

amen.

Am I the only who thought of you ranboos cereal?
Nvm now I know the texture base