M u s t b e a h u m a n l i k e o c (pre-movies)

axle *playfuly* hi there

River: *backs away*

oh sorry I just wanted to play

Cassidy: heyo

River: *visibly relaxed*

So, what do you wanna do now?

(Please don’t hurt my mom)
River: *dives into the river)

{Hey, what’s wrong?}

(My mom is a doctor)

(Oh
Same. It’s just supposed to be a joke)

(E)
River: *catches a fish*

Wanna split it?

River: *bark*

*crouches playfully, similar to a cat*

River: *cuts the fish in half*

*snaps fingers & opens portal* I’ll be right back. I’m just gonna get something to make mine tasty

River: *tilts head*

*runs through portal then runs back out with Olivia* she knows how to cook, so she’ll make this taste good
O:heyo

River: *backs up a bit*

(Olivia looks inhuman for the record. She looks kinda like a shadow with red hair)
C: {ayo c h i l l}

River: *looks at Olivia nervously*

O: aight just gimme de fresh already
C: *gives her fish*

River; *sits down*

O: *runs into portal & comes back with fish cooked* here
C: thanks Olive. Now s h o o

River: .-.

C: sorry bout her. She gets mad when anyone besides her bf calls her that *tosses fish half*

River: .-.

O: *smacks her* don’t call me that *leaves*

River: *looks up*

C: hi. How is you

River: *backs up+

?

Where is you going

River: *scared*

Hey, I won't hurt ya *crouches down & holds out hand*

River: *hesitantly comes forwards and sniffs hand*

Want me to show you something?

River: *tilts his head*

*sprouts cat ears, tail, & wings*

River: :0

So, trust me now? After all, I'm not like them

River: .-.

*eats fish* go on, eat up

River: *eats*

Now what?

Bloody: ...this is strange...

River ._.

Bloody: Zzzzz...

River: ._.

Bloody: -.-

River: *hasn’t seen blood yet*

Bloody: Hello?

River: *looks up and backs away a bit*

Bloody: Woah woah.. no need to be scared.

River: *stares at bloody*

Bloody: .....

River:...

Bloody: *gets closer*

River: *growls+

Bloody: *smiles in a calming way*

River: *stares*

Bloody: *rubs River's head*

River: *growls louder*

Bloody: Calm down, I'm not going to hurt you.

River: *doesn’t like being pet*

Bloody: *backs away* You don't like that, do you...?

River: *snorts*

Bloody: Guess not...

River:..

Bloody: *sits down* Where the hell am I...?

River: *lays down*

Bloody: *just lies on some grass and falls asleep*

River: *stares*

Bloody: ;-;