I now have an excuse to draw ship art.

Sunstorm: I can see someone crashing this

Bloo: yep-

Sunstorm: either Fakie or that one dumb asshole who is probably a pedo-

Bloo: yeah.. her....

Sunstorm: I probably jinxed it

Bloo: yep.

Sunstorm: and there is a portal behind Lux now... so I just jinxed it

*Lux just grabs Sparky and teleports somewhere else.*

*a portal appears behind Sparky now*

Sunstorm: .......this is stupid

*they teleport to yet another place.*

*and another portal appears behind them*

*they keep teleporting to a bunch of places.*

*and portals still open behind them*

Lux: *growl*

I actually want this to be my background on my laptop now

Go ahead.

Thank

Even though I don’t have it at the moment because the charging prongs are broke

Mk.

Bloo with a mustache is beautiful.

This looks nice

Thomas: I belong alone on valentines day

Sparky: damn.

Thomas: it’s always the same

Sparky: I’m sure you’ll find someone-

Thomas: back when I was still completely human, I would’ve believed that but now, no

Sparky: -__-

Thomas: I used to have admirers, now everyone hates me and with good reason

Sparky: what reason-

Thomas: you of all people should know the torment I put you through just because of my own internal struggles

Sparky: ...

Thomas:*sighs*

Sunstorm: nope, there are others who actually deserve that, such as those two asshole gods who might be kidnapping more people today.

Thomas: I used to be an asshole

Sunstorm: you actually changed, so you do deserve someone

Thomas: do I?

Sunstorm: anyway, try your best to avoid Wave today, he’s doing “something”

Thomas: something?

Sunstorm: gathering a shit ton of people for you know which asshole

Thomas: I would say that’s romantic except neither of them deserve anything

Sunstorm: exactly, also I know for a fact she won’t even thank him

Thomas; she’s a greedy shit

Sunstorm: yep, should I try to stop Wave?

Thomas; yeah, I’d do that

*a portal appears behind Thomas*

Sunstorm: also the bitch is here, and I’m talking about Wave

Thomas: shit
*starts running eraditcally*

*a hand pulls Thomas in*

Sunstorm: well I give up

(Note: Wave is in his Titan form)

Thomas: GO***MNIT HAVE SOME RESPECT YOU FATASS ORIGAMI BITCH

Wave: shut up, or else

Thomas: or else what? I ain’t being taken to blaze cause we know very well what kind of s**tty thing she’ll do cause she’s a go***mn PEDO

Wave: I’ll mutilate you, so shut the f**k up

Thomas: YOU CANT LET HER DO THIS AGAIN IM STILL 16

Wave: does it look like I care? *Shoves Thomas in a box*

Thomas: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE HER BEING A GO***MN PEDO

Wave: until I realized it was your stupid ass

Thomas: would it be any different if it was bugs or really anyone else?!

Wave: ....well-

Thomas: I KNOW IM A SHITHEAD BUT SERIOUSLY

Wave: fine, I really couldn’t care.... BLAZE WAKE THE F**K UP

*thomas cowers inside the box, hiding*

*Blaze opens the box and dumps everyone in it into her mouth*

Blaze: thanks...... I’ll just go back to sleep

*he clings to the roof, not having fallen yet*

*Blaze then notices Thomas, then grabs him*

Blaze: you aren’t escaping, you pathetic being

Thomas: *gulp*
*he scrabbles to escape*

*She shoves him into her mouth, with the other people she has*

Thomas: STOP

Blaze: *wakes up* what is it......

Wave: happy Valentine’s Day *hands her the box*

*he clings to the roof of it, hoping not to be spotted*

Blaze: don’t feel like it

Thomas: PLEASE DONT! I KNOW WHAG YOULL DO TO ME

Blaze: today I don’t feel like doing that, so shut it

Thomas:...

*she proceeds to gulp all of them down*

Thomas: *scared and tries to escape still*

Blaze: ah-

Thomas: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT DO THAT YOU GO***MN PEDOPHILE! Fine I won’t even try to escape because of this

Blaze: when I said that, I meant I wouldn’t force you, and besides you can’t escape my belly

Thomas:...

Blaze: *burps* I could really go for more but eh

Thomas: You’re a sick f**k

Blaze: ok? Not sure why I should care

Thomas:...

Blaze: *puts her hand into a portal* I might try to get Bugs

Thomas: NO GO***MNIT

*the stomach acid rises some*

Blaze: I can do whatever I like, so shut up

Thomas:...

*Blaze pulls her hand out of the portal. And she is holding a bunch of people*

Blaze: you can’t even respond, what should I even expect

Thomas; IM MELTING YOU BITCH

Blaze: *eats the people she was holding* good

Thomas: hrmph

Blaze: *burps* can’t wait until you shut up

Thomas: I won’t shut up unless you let me out!

Blaze: have fun being stuck in there for eternity

Thomas; go***mnit

Blaze: what did you even expect to do? Let you out? Because I would never do that

Thomas: true...

Blaze: are you even digesting?

Thomas: yes

Blaze: I just want that to finish up so I don’t have to listen to you

Thomas: bitch

Blaze: HURRY UP AND DIGEST DAMNIT

Thomas; fine
*he gets digestedI

Blaze: finally, and now that stupid triangle is probably pitching a fit

Bn: REEEEEEE

Blaze: CALLED IT

Bn: ahejaodosowix

Blaze: and he is having an existential crisis again

Bn: F**KF**KDUCKDUCKF**KFUJCJEUDIRK

Gold: ...

Thomas: woah, where’d you come from?

Gold: *shrug*

Thomas: aren’t you supposed to be spending today with coal or something?

Coal: weird shadow thing is having a mental breakdown-

Demonitor: aAaAAa-

Thomas: aw come on its a 17 and an 18 year old weirder stuff has happened here

Demonitor: *gets Blaze flashbacks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Thomas: oh don’t you think about that

Demonitor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Thomas: please just dont

Gold: -__-“

Thomas: what?

Gold: nothing..

Thomas: ok...

*he starts to get closer to him.*

Thomas: gold? What are you doing?

Gold: ...

*he then kisses him.*

Thomas: O////O

Gold: >///<

Thomas: I definitely did not expect that...

Reddy: yep-

Thomas: but I can’t say I didn’t like it....
*he looks down, blushing*

Gold: hehe...

Thomas: but wh-why would you want to give an asshole like me affection?

Gold: we felt bad...

Thomas: we?

Coal: I actually encouraged him to do that-

Thomas: but aren’t you two together?

Coal: *shrug*

BlooPan: love triangle go brrrrr-

Thomas: ...

BlooPan: admit you’re scared of me.

Thomas: why?

BlooPan:

6
3
6

Thomas: I won’t admit it cause it isn’t true

BlooPan: fine-

Thomas: thank god- also tbh I kinda thought gold was gonna kill me when he was approaching me, it’s happened so many times before

Bloo: by different people?

Thomas: yes

Gold: wow..

Thomas: I didnt think you would do that I just probably would’ve deserved it

Gold: you don’t deserve to be ripped apart by the jaws of a large canine-

Thomas: huh? Why so specific?

Gold: well.. rrgh..

Thomas: gold? You okay?

*he starts turning into a wolf.*

Thomas: g-g-gold?...

Gold: rrr....

Thomas: *backs up*
Are you okay?

Gold: *howl*

Thomas: *slowly backing away*

Gold: ...

Thomas: you okay?...

*he shakes his head.*

Thomas: wh-what just happened?

Coal (wolf form): a normal thing.

Thomas: ok....
(If you are still in a relationship with ffa6, I’ve seen the proof of what he’s done, don’t, get the f**k away from him immediately)
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Blootama: guess what I can do now-

Wawawooba: answer me, that man is a menace and probably a pedo

Blootama: *proceeds to punch someone and they instantly died*

Wawawooba: *grabs you and shakes you*
ANSWER ME THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GO***MN SAFETY, ARE YOU TWO STILL TOGETHER?!

Blootama: probably not... and for reminding me... *about to punch themself*

Wawawooba: *pulls back their hand*
stop beating yourself up, IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU GO***MNIT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT

Elder: ORANGE STOP DOING A SOUL TRANSPLANT.

Wawawooba: when I get my hands on that idiot I will rip his head off
Bugs: oh god why is there always conflict?!

Elder: idfk. *mutes both of them*

Wawawooba:
Bugs: oh

Wawawooba ;&;&,&4
Odor of ice