The virgin responsible gun owner vs the chad gun nut

RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNER; GUN NUT; ARMOR PIERCING FIN STABILIZED DISCARDING SABOT! USES LOW-PENETRATION AMMO SO HE DOESN'T ENDANGER NEIGHBORS/FAMILY; FOWTY CAL! 9MM, .45, .38... KEEPS GUN SAFE IN HOLSTER, HOLDS IT PROPERLY; HOLDING GUN SIDEWAYS ISN'T ENOUGH FOR HIM, HE HOLDS IT UPSIDE DOWN; WEAVER STANCE; THAT THING JOHN WICK DOES; ACTUALLY PRACTICES HIS HOME DEFENSE PLANS SO HE DOESN'T ENDANGER INNOCENT PEOPLE/NEIGHBORS; SO I STARTED BLASTIN'...