Lady Mineta!

Blame my brain tho

Your brain is your friend!

It's actually hilarious!

. . .
One moment, please. I need to go tell my boss about this.

Who's your boss?
Mineta-chan just wants to help out the football team by cheering!

...My boss is Goatfire.

What does Goatfire The Great care if Mineta changed into a girl?

...Remember the whole thing where he executed the last female Mineta?

You and Goatfire will have to catch him first!

Nah, I'm not gonna try and catch her.
I'm not allowed to do the out-and-about work.
I'm stuck at this lousy desk job while Goatfire does all the fun stuff.

Lucky you.
I haven't gotten to go shopping since 1835.

Too many ghosts to deal with!

Born immortal, but chained to a desk for countless years. That's hard.

There's just too much work to be done, too many souls to process. The death rate in Icruvia is five times the birth rate.

Forever young! Cause you died young! ⚰

I never died!
I was born immortal!

You're chained to the desk to ensure 'loyalty?' Talk about bad working conditions...

I know, right?
But hey, I may not have my freedom, but at least I have my looks.

Oh, that sux! You should be able to use your powers to explore or something!

I wish that was how it worked...

Can't you shop as a ghost or something?

I can't shop at all.
I'm not allowed to leave my workplace in any way, shape, or form.

Now I can no longer hurt Mineta anymore

You still can. You just won't get high fives from everyone on imgflip for beating her now, lol.

I don't want to hurt Mineta-Chan

Good! She's safe for another day!