Help, I think my friend is about to kill me....

I gotchu *takes out 19th century cannon*

O-O

:D

*run*

*puts on military helmet* W h o h a s h u r t t h e c r a b p r i e s t

Wait no! They are my friend!

w e n e e d s a c r a f i c e

I’m the priest not you, I choose the sacrifice

Aw... *puts cannon back in weapons arsenal*

Don’t worry, I have a sacrifice ready

:0

NO!!!!!!!!!! DATS MY DOG!!!!!!!!

=}

p u p p e r

Dead puppet

Oh f**k no...
do you have any kitchen knifes?
because i have my meat cleaver in my kitchen
and im IN my kitchen r n

.-.

what goes around comes around, jade. :)

It’s scarier when they know your address and are only a 20 minute walk away from you

i’m just saying that you got some karma

Whatever