BREAKING NEWS! 5 CHILDREN HAVE DIED AT A LOCAL PIZZERIA. "UHH, I THINK OBAMA DID IT." -WILLIAM AFTON, LOCAL WITNESS; "I DUNNO, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS IF SOMEONE GOES IN MY SWAMP." -SHREK, LOCAL WITNESS; "I DONT REALLY KNOW, BUT COME DOWN TO MY SHOP WHEN YOU ALL ARE A LITTLE, MMM RICHER." -MORSHU, LOCAL WITNESS; "I HAVE NO CLUE, BUT WILL HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH THE MURDERER ONCE YOU CATCH HIM, HAHA, GET IT? BONE?"-SANS, LOCAL WITNESS; "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN." -RICK ASTLEY, LOCAL WITNESS; WHICH ONE OF THESE WITNESSES IS THE MURDERER? COMMENT DOWN BELOW.
