-j beats people's necks in with a shoe and calls it a "cure" and whenever i read his dialogue i can just imagine yoda speaking to me. Also im pretty sure he smells of dead people in a swamp mixed with discord mod sweat. also when he screeches i am pretty sure it sounds like a hungry baby mixed with a juvenile delinquent 13 year old with a hint of elementary school children. and i am positive that he, my good sir, has the IQ equivalent to that of a grub. If that is your cup of tea sir i am thoroughly confused.
