Me vs my own body on a daily basis:

Oof

Power level: low.

Please plug into a mental stabilizer.

Nah

(Bitch I meamt just fuçking talk to me so I can ignore myself.)

Ok chill goddam

You know I swear a lot, why does it matter? Also I'm never "chill" and can't, you should know that by now =_=

I do, and I swear way more irl. I say at least three swears in every sentence. Like if I said what u just wrote irl I'd say "I do, and I f**king swear WAY more irl. I say at least three goddam swears in every f**king sentence."

Fuçking same. Even just chilling with Arkuum, I swear a shit ton, like no tommorrow or however the fuçk people are supposed to say it.

Lol

dealing with multiple personalities or something?

Yep-

*inhales*

THAT'S ROUGH BUDDY

What?

Imma just go fuçkin die from seeing too many "that's rough buddy"s.

that's rough buddy

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