Who would win a fight Me? Or this Potato?

JACK SULLIVAN FROM LAST KIDS ON EARTH; MASON REDLEAF(ME); WATCHES SAM RAIMI'S SPIDER-MAN TRILOGY; HAS A GAY ASS MARIO LOOKIN NOSE; LITTLE BROTHER PLAYS DOOM LIKE A CHAD; QUOTES SAM RAIMI SPIDER-MAN LITERALLY ALL THE TIME; ADDED BLACK FRIEND FOR NETFLIX SHOW FOR "MUH REPRESENTATION"; HAS A SMALL PP; HAS A HOT GF