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Beer, whiskey, wine, margarita, or bourbon?

F**k yes.

Beer, whiskey, wine, margarita, or bourbon?

V o d k a

Ok *pours you a glass of vodka* here *slides it over to you*

Thanks
*drinks it all*
*slides the glass back*
can I get some more?

*pours again* here *slides back*

Thanks mate
*downs it all*
*slides glass back*
keep em coming.

*sends you five glasses*

*drinks them all and gets drunk af*

ay, you good?

Hahaha yah
*me who is actually tipsy irl*

k then

yuh

MEEEEEEEEE

bro you’re 12

so?

u n d e r a g e

ok,

Not this again...

Beer, whiskey, wine, margarita, or bourbon?

Hell with this: Ima do stupid stuff.

Margarita

*gives margarita*

*Drinks Margarita*

*cracks open a bottle of beer* *drinks*

Beer, whiskey, wine, margarita, or bourbon?

idfc

*hands you a margarita*

*drinks it*

I’m not legally old enough to drink¿

Ok

Why¿

Why not?

Because drinking a bunch isn’t good for your health¿

That makes me want to do it more then

And because if you’re under the age of 21 it’s illegal¿

so what if it’s illegal?

You could get your drivers license taken away.

I’m 15, I don’t have a driver’s license.

I gOt My DrIvErS lIcEnSe LaSt WeEk JuSt LiKe We AlWaYs TaLkEd AbOuT

So?

A n d
I t s
I l l e g a l
.-.

So?

It’s illegal.

Cool

Not cool

Nope

Oh ok