Floofer facts #5

Bloo: Poff did what-

Clear: ....I dont wanna talk about it.

Lux: *vietnam flashbacks to when he was in a zombie-like state*

Poff: Hiya.
Clear: ...

Sparky: *in a state of guilt*

Clear: Hey sparky it's okay-

Sparky: *shaking his head*

Holy shit

Oof

Zakaro: *Slowly walking to the forest with a noose*

Bloo: NO.

Zakaro: "ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK."

Alwayzbread: ...

Boi: Poff what-

Clear: ...I really dont wanna talk about it..... *visable fear*

oop-
insanity died from poison gas

classic negative died from omni-mare

insanity died from a dust au

classic died from being shot by izurai ( soldier oc)

insanity dies from being impaled by nightmare

revenge died from failing to kill nightmare in a au

FINALLY
insanity dies protecting his boyfriend from kira.

Floof: *Is about to go kill Poff and Sparky

Clear: I suggest you dont do that-

Floof: ILL F**KING DO IT

Boi: don't

Floof: I WILL

Boi: do it and I'll f**king kill you

Floof: *Eyes turn red* *grabs a knife* *Puts on a green sweater with one stripe* *Puts on a heart necklace* Chara time. *Slashes at Boi*

Boi: *dodges*

Floof: *Slashes even more*

Boi: *dodges even more*

Floof: When... will... you... DIE?! *Slashes a whole lot*

Boi: what about not today

Floof: Ugh! *Runs around Boi and to Poff’s house*

Boi: *traps him in a blue bones cage*

Floof: *Jumps out*

Boi: *dodges* *breaks the gun with a blaster*

Floof: *Pulls out another gun*

Floof: *Pulls out another gun*

*there was a blue bones roof too on the cage*

Floof: *Pulls out a gun* *Shoots Boi*

Boi: *just teleports away, leaving him there*

Floof: Ugh

Floof: Ugh

Sparky: shit.

Floof: GET OVER HERE

Mucky: JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP.

*Lux grabs the fireball, causing it to become green.*

Rex: Huh?

Lux: it seems I’ve forgot to tell everyone 1 rule that has been created, you mess with him... you mess with me. *throws it back*

Rex: *Grabs it* *Trows it back*

*insert an intense game of ping-pong here*

Rex: Ugh

Lux: -__-

Rex: You dont give up do ya?

*Bloo throws his burrito at him.*

Bloo: there.

Rex: STILL DOESNT MATTER! IM GLAD HES DEAD NOW!
Floof: *Stomping repeatedly on Sparky*

Bloo: *inhale* NI-

Mucky: SHUT THE F**K UP. ALL OF YOU.

Rex: ?
Floof: Finally. With Sparky dead, all I have to do is kill Poff.

Mucky: *grabs Floof* ESPECIALLY YOU.

Floof: Nah.

*he twists his neck.*

Floof: *Not affected*

Lux: no.

Rex: ...

Lux: also the burrito shite was a lie.

Rex: YOURE LYING!

Lux: I AM NOT!

Rex: YOU ARE

Lux: NO. I’M. NOT.

Rex: YES YOU ARE! *Blows up Lux*

Sparky: HE’S NOT LYING, I DIDN’T.

Rex: YOU DID

Sparky: *cries as the ground starts to freeze from his tears*

Rex: *floats*

Bloo: what have you all done.

Rex: HE. ATE. MY. BURRITO!
Floof: He bought me time. *Stomps on Sparky*

Bloo: HE DIDN’T.

Rex: THEN WHERE IS MY BURRITO

Rex: YOU DID! *Explodes Sparky*

*he somehow still alive, but is about to cry.*

Sparky: I didn’t....

Sparky: *chuckles* I wouldn’t recommend trying to kill me.

Floof: *Enlargens* I would. *Stomps on him* Eww... I stepped in shit.

*Floof starts to get frozen to Absolute Zero*

Floof: Ugh... REX!
Rex: What?
Floof: Sparky ate your burrito!
Rex: Oh hell no. *Runs at Sparky*

Sparky: BRO- IT’S LIX WHO’S ALWAYS EATING THEM AND SHITTING THEM ON THE FLOOR.

Lix: *slurp noises*

Rex: *Drop kicks Sparky*

Sparky: *plays dead*

Rex: *Checks pulse* I’m not stupid. You’re not dead. *Makes a giant fireball* Now you are. *Throws it at Sparky*

Rex: *Drop kicks Sparky*