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Least fav NFL team

Hmmm

I'd say Steelers, or whatever team Cam Newtons' on

Caught in a room with wilbur and he seems into you, what do you do?

I'd call you

Not an option

WHAT??

cant call me

Hmph
Then I'd just chit chat with him

What if he starts flirting?

I sit there

Wilbur pulls out a knife and cuts himself

*laughs sadistically*

*cries and wimpers*

I'd strip him of his weapons and begin stitching his wounds

He blushes as you do it

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:|

YOU HAD A PHONE THIS WHOLE TIME??

Yep- you did too

Wtf is even happening anymore

XD, no idea

NEW STORYLINE

You and me are locked in the room and there is a saw in the middle of the floor

I wouldn't actually do that XDD

Then what would you do?

I take the knife from him and say you're a dumbass

He cries harder and grabs a back-up knife and stabs himself

No hard feelings, I say that to everyone

I know

jeez- you really think i pay no attention

I don't feel any romantic feelings as I do it.

Church pins you and brings you into a chokehold halfway through

WILBUR* AUTO CORRECT

Start running laps to stimulate sweat, then drink my sweat to stay hydrated

...

I grab the saw and cut your arm off so I won't starve XDD JK-

I grab the saw and begin to try to saw the wall

AHHHH lmao

the wall is concrete

*face palm*

*laughs*

K then I saw your arm off like before

*screams in pain*

SCREW YOU

...

I don't return it

Wilbur is sad and crying in the corner now

what do you do?

XDDD

Id just play games on my phone

then call the police to get us out

Good answer

I knew you'd like it

o.0

How's it going
(Big brain question)

Ehh