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Tie a noose.

wrap the one end of a rope into a loop, tie it up three times, stick the end inside the loophole and tighten it up.

Don't lol

That's how you do it-

just give me the link to the vid

no way

p-please?

your life is Valuable

why are you sad?

heh

lol what's that template

I'm doing internal cartwheels

oh okay thanks is that suppose to mean like your're happy or your're going crazy?

Its saracasm, so for example

"My grandma came over and left"
Me: I'm doing internal cartwheels

oh so sarcasm happiness okay lol

Or
Mom: Orders pizza
Me, on the verge of suicide:
I'm doing internal cartwheels

(Just an FYI for all the Karens, this is only an example and is not making fun of suicidal or depressed people, Suicide is no joke!)

ye lol

Give noose

eat the pizza then die

i got my priorities straight

lol okay