Plz

oh a furry crusader.

thats new. but cool

Did I just never exist?

no you existed but you didn't appear until now

Oh

indeed

Or beany?

yep

well.....WELCOME BROTHER :D

*gasp* STAND FAST MEN, READY THE APPLICATION FORMS

hu?

it's a new crusader

I have I have

get the P.E.N.S. on the line, burgundy ink

I am interviewing her in this comment sectoin

on standby

yeas

copy

ok

*misc camera clicking noise*

*C l i c k *

Uhoh

*Star Spangled Earrape plays

Ok, I have some questions for you, if you are applying

so, am i accepted?

yes

yes!

yes

im also really small i can be big help tho

*slams door open* ALRIGHT ROOKIE ITS TIME FOR YOUR FIRST CRUSADE LETS GO LETS GO

okay!

ok here's the overview. our insider has provided intel of a suspected p e d o . we're checking things out to make sure it's safe

okay, where am i needed?

please remain on standby for deployment

i may have to get a mod

https://imgflip.com/user/sizefivepanties

do not infiltrate until i give the go signal

it's not the worst, but their posts are weird. intel suggests he follows streams with minors and is a stalker.

yes you can help

sir i have been notified of a P E D O in the vicinity

I see you too saw the post

who

i've placed the rookie on standby

give me the users link in memechat

we may need to get mods on the site. its literally a guy, blonde, mid 40s or early 50s, in a GIRL DRESS, quietly following minor streams fishing for nsfw content

Let's talk about this in memechat

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"sizefivepanties"

k

okay.

1. Why do you wanna be a crusader

i wanna fight for mah people

2. Would you be willing to die to save your people

If everything was on the line, if it was to die and save your people, or save yourself and the people die, what would you do?

die to save my people

2. If we fight with your people, will you be loyal to the crusaders

but- i thought we were allies!

We are, but if they post nsfw, will you be loyal to us

yes probably

3. Will you betray us

not unless you betray me first

That's a new response

4. What power do you want

'power'? Well, it'd be fine to be any.. if theres a medic tho-

I'll tell you mine, my power is shapeshifting. I shapeshift into anything, real or fake, and use their abilities. No one else can have that power. You have been granted teh power of the medic

Anyway back to spy wo- I mean being afk

B O I

How come no one ever have me this brefing?

this is our first breifing, and she is our second crusader furry, and the only one who kinda applied

so.. how about a test of strength, you know, combat abilities?

yes, we should take her on a small crusade

Wdym second I applied and I'm fairly sure beany did as well

yeah but this is the first time we held these, and we'll do them from now on

yay ty

you are welcoem

uh sir i don't think the rookie should- i mean the dark side of imgflip is DARK. are you sure you want to expose her to that this early on?

I will only expose her to the dark side for 3 reasons, but I may not do so
1. To prepare her
2. If she is ready
3. I won't show her, once she isn't a rookie, it will be time

ok good. a traumatized crusader would do no good, best break it to her slowly

yes

i also skimmed her profile, she seems ok, if a bit uh, lighthearted. nothing bad though. she's cleared.

yes