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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Stereotype: Impatient and impulsive, the Ram jumps head-first into whatever seizes their attention in the moment -- often hurting themselves or someone else in the process.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Stereotype: The stubborn, bull-headed Bull gets stuck in a rut and can't be swayed.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Stereotype: The Twins confound you with their multiple personalities and constantly changing version of "the truth."
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Stereotype: The Crab is moody and hyper-sensitive -- why do they have to take everything so personally?
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Stereotype: Proud and egocentric, the Lion is a self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing show-off.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Stereotype: Compulsively clean, Virgo keeps her home in perfect order at all times and freaks out at the slightest speck of dust.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Stereotype: Will they ever make up their minds? Wishy-washy Libras drive you crazy with their inability to commit.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Stereotype: They're too intense! Can't they just take a chill pill and lighten up?
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Stereotype: The flighty Archer is always ready to jump on the next plane to anywhere if things get too "heavy."
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Stereotype: Ruthlessly ambitious social climbers, Capricorns will step on anyone who gets in the way of their ascent to the top.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Stereotype: Cold, detached, and hyper-rational, these walking computers are devoid of human emotions.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Stereotype: The Fish is escapist and spaced-out -- and often found downing one too many at the local bar.