Eric the protogen

Mucky: oh god, you take on so many forms.

Bloo: look who is talking.

Eric: XD

Lapiz: yay another proto

Eric: yuh

ah i see you are in need of technical assistance

there's a gear shop down the road

Eric eh I’m fine

cool.

a deepspace exploration unit designed by [DATA EXPUNGED]

XD

one question

if protogens are robots

designed for deepspace exploration

like star trek but laser robots

then why the h o l y h e l l do they have fricking g e n i t a l s

Rex: Hey Eric.

Eric: sup

Rex: Congrats on Cloud.

Eric: thanks

Rex: *Puts Hand on Eric’s face* But if you break her heart, I’ll kill you. K?

Eric: O_O Rodger that

Rex: *Takes hand off* Good. Have a Cola! *Hands a soda*

Eric: t-thank you

Rex: *Smiles*

Eric: *awkward smile*

Rex: *Jumps into a portal*

Eric: ...

*The portal is about to close*

Stickdanny:*mumbling*

ProtoEric: huh?