Gold : Can i use you to charge my phone-

Shockbread: fine

Gold : Y a y.

Shockbread: so I could either discharged 10 watts for charging at about 2 hours, or 20n watts for 1 hour

Gold : Do it how you feel you want to.

Shockbread: hows about 10000000 watts for one second?!

Gold : Uh-

Shockbread: I’m gonna harness pikachu to make a phone charge

Gold : Okay-

Shockbread: *puts charger in his mouth*

Gold : <:

*he discharges his whole body*

Gold : Thanks !

Shockbread: charged it

Gold : :D

Shockbread: lol

Aw! Cute! My ask is that you go scare Pikachu!

Shockbread: *sneaks up on him* boo.
Pikachu: pi pika!
*they are now best friends*

doggo: while theyre chasing eachother i have'eth a question

Shockbread: yea?

doggo: what would u do if a clone of u ate all the food in the fridge

Shockbread: hmm

doggo: im just asking

Shockbread: I’d ask it to get more

doggo: oh i was going 2 yeet x. i mean my clone through a nether portal

Shockbread: lols

but i guess thats helpful too

Shockbread: lolos

sens pikachu: hey u have any ketchup

Shockbread: yea

sens pikachu: wheres the ketchup

Shockbread: at my house

sens pikachu: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sens pikachu: so u dont have any ketchup

charizard: pikachu stop asking for ketchup from other people
pikachu:but-
charizard: pikachu ur the reason that we have a mountain of empty ketchup bottles at home. u dont even recycle them.
pikachu: well-
charizrd: u even have comically large ketchup bottle in ur pocket. why do u even have that?
pikachu:... char i can explain

Shockbread: its at my HOUSE

doggo: theyre going 2 be like this for a while

Shockbread: lol

doggo: hmm thats weird i cant reply when its red

Shockbread: lol

charizard: ima head home... no more KETCHUP!
*goes home*

Shockbread: ——______——

pikachu: where exactly do you keep ur ketchup

Shockbread: at my house

pikachu: show me ur hou-
charizard: PIKACHU
pikachu: well i have to run now. show me ur house nextime( the pikachu fled )
charizard: PIKACHU GET THE F**K OVER HERE

(Denki Kaminari)

Shockbread: i have never met this man

lol

Shockbread: wait who is this?
Alwayzbread: its starts with a K and ends with aminari
Shockbread: so whats the middle part then? How am I supposed to know his name

idk :P

Alwayzbread: ....your idiot
Shockbread: dont hurt your feelings
Alwayzbread: -___-