Pulls a dr membrane
NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE

Hello. Guess who I am

Omahgod

Say i love you too (I mean that in a friendly way)

ok

id say bet

o
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bet

bet

lol

No thanks I'm not gay

ilym

Aww thank you but no

daughter-

?

your still my daughter and i love you uwu

-.-

wot?
you said i could be your father figure-

I know but it still feels weird having you call me daughter

o okay...

Ohok

i would say sorry i am already taken

assume that it’s friendly love

Look at you & say “you sure about, buddy”

ilyt

Pat you on the back and say "I'm taken buddy but good try though."