I hate it when i end up with more than i had to begin with

ya i hate it when i lose my passport hotel key phone and child slave too

Omg...thats my sister when she was young....I'm serious

IM BEING SERIOUSH

I don’t believe u

I'm literally not even kidding rn

Dude man call the cops wintersoldier23 def a stalker now

(and he's married so it's even susser)

Maybe its just a coincidence?? Maybe it just looks like her.......???

oh looks like her psshh I thought you knew it was her

also yes coincidence bet ur mom posted on facebook or sum

BUT IM LITERALLY NOT KIDDING. AND MAYBE SHE DID

Oops sorry

Ur all good

okay guy

I'm a female but okay

*confusion*

Hahaha-

.-.

:P

XD

ÙwÚ

Lol

I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick tock tick tock.
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber!
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its tole
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul!
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, aw, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me: "Tonight we dine indoors!"
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's official, A ballistic missle
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle!
Take a listen! It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition!
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing: Gone fission
White hot raps, I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot, Ocelot, Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not... BLAST!
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
My hobbies and interests include going...
BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Hmm... totally agree except the child

Yeah, it’s fine to lose children on holiday, as long as ya don’t lose stuff that’s actually important

Hmm. Actually on second thought losing a child is actually really bad. Its a meal wasted

Of course! Or it’s organs that could be sold to the black market, think of all that money lost

yeah...no one likes wasting money.

yep

Hey at least it’s not your virginity right

If only it was ;-;

You forgot to put your Pokémon ranger guardian signs game that you love so much(I just got another one this year)