"WATCH THE PANTS, JOE-THEY'RE SLIPPING! DIDN'T YOU PUT ON A BELT THIS MORNING LIKE WE TOLD YOU TO? PULL 'EM UP! DON'T LET 'EM FALL! DON'T MAKE US LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS FOR GETTING YOU ELECTED!"; "THAT'S IT, JOE SALUTE THE MARINE...NOW DROP YOUR HAND. LEFT FOOT, RIGHT FOOT, BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT- DOIN' GREAT , JOE!"